Come on let’s laugh 😂

Joke 1:

Ek lady car se jaa rhi thi.Ek bhikhari aaya aur paise maangne laga.Lady ne 10 rupees ka note nikal ke diya.Bhikhari note leke jaane laga.Tabhi lady boli dua to deke jao.Bhikari bola car mein to baithi ho aur rocket mein bithaun.

Joke 2:

Teacher : Baccho aap sab Mahatma Gandhi ke baare mein jaante hain.

One student stood up.

Student: Sir humari class mein to koi ni hai ye saath wali class mein puch lijiye,shayad udhar koi ho.

Joke 3:

Ek ladka car dho rha tha.Ek lady aayi aur kehti Kyun bhaisahab car dho rhe ho.

Ladka kehta nhi mein to ese isko pani de rha hun shayad badi hoke bus ban jaye.

Joke 4:

Wife to husband: Ae ji aap to bahut bhole ho aapko koi bhi bewkuf bna sakta hai.

Husband : Na na ab ni muje koi bewkoof bna sakta ye baat alag hai ki mere sasur ne jarur ek baar muje bewkoof bna diya tha.

Joke 5:

Ek baar ek baccha aeroplane mein jaa raha hota hai.Wo pilot wali seat ke paas chala jaata hai aur wo pilot ke headphone utaar ke apne laga leta hai.

Pilot: Ye kya kar rhe ho.

Baccha : Kyun paise to humne bhi diye haina gaane aap akele hi sune jaa rhe ho.

Joke 6:

Ek doodh wala doodh mein paani mila raha tha.Ek old man waha se nikla aur usne dekh liya aur bola tum ye galat kaam kar rhe ho ye chhod do.Doodh wala bola thik hai janab .

Agle din fir old man ne doodh wale ko wahi krte dekh liya.

Old man : Aaj mein tumhe nahi chodunga .Aaj tumhe peet dalunga.

Doodh wala: Humne galt kaam saare chhod diye hain janab,dyan se dekhiye mein aaj paani mein dudh mila raha hoon.

Joke 7:

Malaria ke macchar ne apne bete se kaha 

Corona ka course kar pagal.. usme career hai.

Joke 8:

Ek baar do village ladies ladh rahi hoti hain bus stand pe.

1st lady : Agar maine tere ek thappad lagaya na to tum America jaake girogi.

2nd lady: Agar maine tere ek thappad lagaya na to tum Canada jaake girogi.

Third person: Are bhenji mere na ek chhoti si mukki marna ,maine na ye paas wale gaun mein jaana hai.

Keep laughing 🤣

Live,Love,Laugh.

Yours Ripandeep ❤️

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