Anant koti pranam at your lotus feet oh Swamiji. Thank you so much for listening to Furry and her mother’s call. Though Furry is still missing, I am quite convinced that the little soul😺 is under your guidance as you dropped the hint by awarding the heart wrenching call as ‘Featured Post’. The mother cat still wails, but is coming to terms with the harsh reality. Please accept my deepest pranam for all that you have done for the aggrieved souls. A detailed thanks giving and gratitude offering is due and I will offer the same with a year round up blog.
I won’t bore you and other readers anymore in this post. Today, on the auspicious Christmas Day occasion (there is only one almighty, irrespective of our perception of religion) I want to share something funny on a lighter note. It has been a long time, I have not written something which can giggle you. Wisdom without humor is of little use as it cannot connect like fevi-quick 😉. You are the very epitome of this statement. With all those deep knowledge, sadhanas and wisdom, you always wrap nuggets of humor.
Dear readers, just imagine Swamiji as Munna Bhai (MB) and me, Biswa as circuit (CCT). A hypothetical scene as follows:
MB: Aey Circuit, sab merko yeda bolte hain. Par merko Bhagwan Dikhte hain. Bol, terko dikhte hain ki nahin?
CCT: (after scratching the head🤔) Bhai dikhte hain na, barobar dikhte hain! Ekdum solid type dikhte hain! (Sanghamitra Chini ka dabba lao bolti hai toh, samne rakhha dabba bhi nahin dikhta, toh bhagwan kaise dikhenge!😉, haan boss jab chillata hai, toh Bhagwan types kuch toh dikhte hain🙄🥺)
MB: (to audience) Oh mamu log, tum logon ko Bhagwan dikhte hain ki nahin🤛?
Audience: (in mind) Humko apni Salary Slip, investments, bank balance ke alawa aur kuch nahin dikhta, yeh Bhagwan kaun hain? Koi naya Crypto currency hai kya, 2 days mein 50000 percent increase hoga kya? 😉😉🧐
CCT: (Understanding the reaction of Audience) Bhai ne bola dikhte hain toh dikhte hain. Bhai ko dikhe na? Bas baat khallas. Bole toh, jyaada shan patti nai karne ka. Mundi hilane ka, Jai Shri Hari🙏🙏🙏.
MB: Aye Circuit, tu meditation karta hai ki nahin?
CCT: Bhai karta hoon na, barobar karta hoon. (Tension aye toh medicine leta hoon, waich hoenga meditation!🤔😉😉)
MB: Toh, bol kitne type ke meditations hain?
CCT: Bhai itna sara hai bole to uncountable, (Headache hua toh Saridon, cold hua toh de-cold ya nise, Gas hua toh Gas-o-fast, immunity badhane ke liye chyavanprash, aur yeh COVID ke naye naye versions ke liye vaccine ke sath sath, zincovit aur booster doses😉). Are itna nahin soch paunga, bheja khali pili much-much hone laga.
MB: (Understanding Circuit’s dilemma) Achha achha… Ok Circuit, dimag per jyaada jor maat laga, short circuit ho jayega. Apun terko saab sikha dega. Tu tension maat le, bas bindas rehna aur woh Psychiatric Medicines se door rehna.
CCT: Thik hai Bhai, jaisa aap bologe, apun ditto waisa ich karega.
MB: Achha bol, tereko Sadhana ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
CCT: (Yeh Sadhana kaun hai?, After making a google search😉 on mobile data). Bhai pata hai na, bilkul pata hai. Bole to 60s se leke 80s tak Bollywood ki namcheen Actress thi. Bhai us jamane ke logan marte the un per. Aur ek bhi hain Sadhana Sargam. Kya gaane gaye hain, bole toh jhakkas!
MB: (Understanding Circuit’s level of (im)maturity). Are tereko bahut kuch sikhna baki hai re. Par tu darne ka nai. Apun tere saath hai. Apun jaisa bolta hai, bas waisa ich karne ko mangta. Phir tereko bhi sachhi mein Bhagwan dikhenge. Neutron hi tere Bhagwan hain philhal.
CCT: Bhai, sorry. Apun jhoot bola ki apun ko Bhagwan dikhte hain. Par apun poora jhoot nahin bola. Mana, ki aap ko jaise dikhte hain, apun ko wiase nahin dikhte. Par Bhai aap hi apun ka Bhagwan ho. Aap to dikhte ho na apun ko. Akkha life apun aapko dekhta rahenga aur aap aapun ko protect karega apun ke family ke sath. Iss baat per do Sparkling Water aur cappuccino ho jaye😉!
MB: Bas kar Circuit, itna senti maat ban. Rulaega kya pagle😉
And the scene ends here. Swamiji, wish you a Merry Christmas. Please be the ‘Santa’ for all your devotees. Please do take care of your health.
Thank you all the readers for your patience and please apologize if anything was un-intentionally offensive or not in good taste.🙏🙏🙏
Jai Shri Hari…