“Sir, please put my file on the madam’s table.” I politely said to the clerk. Although he was on higher designation but for the sake of telling this story lets us demote him.
“I am giving you next date. Please come after one month.” He made his usual remark.
He had already delayed my work for a long time by making excuses like I am not feeling well today, today is audit – the whole team would be here any moment, I am too busy, I will definitely do it on the next day…………the list was endless. Enough is enough; I was not in a mood to hear useless excuses anymore. I wanted my file to move to the next table. That’s all!
“Put my file on madam’s table otherwise………….” I said the same words in a harsh tone leaving the rest to his imagination.
His tone became ultra polite and said, “Madam, You can see how many files are there in my office?”
I glanced the room, which was packed with files. Although I had been to that office, many times but I had never given any importance to the appearance of the office. There were files in the almirahs, there were files on the almirahs, there were files in between the almirahs, there were files on the table, there were files under the table, there were files on the side table, there were files under the side table and there were files stacked all along the wall. In the whole room, there was only one place where there was still some space to accommodate a few more files and that was dark brown coloured ceiling fan. It was vacant may be because he was short heighted.
“I have to search your file in these piles of files and if I do not find it here then I will go to the store, search your file there and bring it back. This whole process will take some time. Please come after one hour.”
I looked at my mobile watch and said, “It is 10:45am. I will come sharp at 11:45am.”
After one hour…..
When I was just about to enter his office, he hurriedly came out of his office and on seeing me he said, “Madam, Please wait of some more time, a rat has died.”
“What!” I had never heard of such a brainless excuse in my whole life. He must had created a new excuse out of nowhere. “How is this possible?” I asked him but he was not there. With lightening speed, he vanished in that crowded corridor.
To confirm, I moved towards his office. Everything was fine. Liar! Liar! Liar! And I took one more step. Yuck! I could smell the truth in the air!
I could not dare to go further and hastily step back.
“Files tumbled upon the poor creature and it died.” He came from nowhere and uttered in low tone as if somebody known to him had died.
It was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
Pic – I read the book ‘Mr. Chinki’ a few years back.:)