Joke 1:
Wife – Suniye,Mene kaha uthiye mein roti bana rahi hoon.
Husband – To, mein konsa tawe pe so raha hoon.
Joke 2:
Teacher – Baccho,Aapko pta hai ek time pe humare bade bandar the.
Student – Mam,Aapke honge humare to doctor the.
Joke 3:
Bunty- Doc Saab,Mein chasma laga ke pad to paunga na.
Doctor – Haan, bilkul.
Bunty – To fir thik hai doc saab nhi to Anpad aadmi ki bhi koi Zindagi nahi.
Joke 4:
Boy – Tumhare Papa kya karte hain.
Girl – KFC ke owner hain.
Boy – Wow…KFC ki full form kya hai.
Girl – Kala Fruit Chart.
Joke 5:
Main aur Mera mobile ek doosre ke saath khush hain lekin ghar wale iss relationship ke khilaaf hain🤣
Can u relate with this?
Joke 6:
Nurse : Ye lo ji aapka bacha.
Pappu ne baccha pakda aur usne susu kar diya.
Pappu – Madam ji ye piece leak kar raha hai koi aur do.
Joke 7:
Recipe.
Ek plate mein angoor lijiye.
Fir ek angoor mooh mein daliye.
Fir mirror mein mooh dekhiye.
Dish ready hai.
Dish ka naam hai.
Langoor ke mooh mein angoor.
Joke 8:
Aaj maine mummy se pucha mein zindagi mein aage badne ke liye kya karun.
Mummy boli pathar pakad aur sabse pehle iss mobile ko tod.
Thank u.
Keep laughing.😊
Live,Love,Laugh.
Yours Ripandeep ❤️
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