Joke 1:

Wife – Suniye,Mene kaha uthiye mein roti bana rahi hoon.

Husband – To, mein konsa tawe pe so raha hoon.

Joke 2:

Teacher – Baccho,Aapko pta hai ek time pe humare bade bandar the.

Student – Mam,Aapke honge humare to doctor the.

Joke 3:

Bunty- Doc Saab,Mein chasma laga ke pad to paunga na.

Doctor – Haan, bilkul.

Bunty – To fir thik hai doc saab nhi to Anpad aadmi ki bhi koi Zindagi nahi.

Joke 4:

Boy – Tumhare Papa kya karte hain.

Girl – KFC ke owner hain.

Boy – Wow…KFC ki full form kya hai.

Girl – Kala Fruit Chart.

Joke 5:

Main aur Mera mobile ek doosre ke saath khush hain lekin ghar wale iss relationship ke khilaaf hain🤣

Can u relate with this?

Joke 6:

Nurse : Ye lo ji aapka bacha.

Pappu ne baccha pakda aur usne susu kar diya.

Pappu – Madam ji ye piece leak kar raha hai koi aur do.

Joke 7:

Recipe.

Ek plate mein angoor lijiye.

Fir ek angoor mooh mein daliye.

Fir mirror mein mooh dekhiye.

Dish ready hai.

Dish ka naam hai.

Langoor ke mooh mein angoor.

Joke 8:

Aaj maine mummy se pucha mein zindagi mein aage badne ke liye kya karun.

Mummy boli pathar pakad aur sabse pehle iss mobile ko tod.

Thank u.

Keep laughing.😊

Live,Love,Laugh.

Yours Ripandeep ❤️

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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